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  1. What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

    I mean, 

    • Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
    • They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
    • They live right by the kitchen.
    • Their head of house teaches herbology.
    • “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
    • Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

    #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

    THIS TAG OMG.

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  2. broodingsoul:

    shelbysbutt:

    aanubis:

    ungrammaticholiday:

    yggdrasilly:

    christmasblogger:

    Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

    oh my god

    NOOOOOOO

    they all gasped like OHHH

    IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

    THis will never not be one of my favorite posts on Tumblr

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  3. Wishes

    I want to fly to the stars with you,
    To experience being in the same space as you.

    I want to say “I love you” every morning
    Without you, life won’t be boring,
    But it’ll be a little less thrilling.

    I want to see you smile,
    Walk with you for more than a mile,
    hand in hand kissing for a while.

    I want to know you
    To be able to do all these things with you
    Because I love you.

  4. jas-is-jessica:

mirageace:

kookaburra-laugh:

This is a real thing. A real frying pan you can buy. 
I have a mighty need. 

Alexxa. We need one.

may all your bacon burn

    jas-is-jessica:

    mirageace:

    kookaburra-laugh:

    This is a real thing. A real frying pan you can buy

    I have a mighty need. 

    Alexxa. We need one.

    may all your bacon burn

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  5. the-psycho-cutie:

    I want you in every way possible. I want you when you’re sick, I want you when you’re sad, and I want you when you’re happy. I want you in the morning and at night. I want you when I make breakfast. I want your hands in mine. I want you in my arms and next to me in bed. I want your lips against mine. I want to watch movies with you and build forts. I want to lay on the hood of the car under the stars. I want to spend holidays with you. I want you, and only you. 

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  6. 1. When a boy who leaves goosebumps on every inch of your skin tries to play you his favorite song, don’t let him. He’ll get it stuck in your head and under your fingertips and when he leaves, you won’t be able to listen to it without feeling like you’re choking.

    2. Don’t let him touch you all over no matter how much you want to feel him against you. Leave a few spots untouched so that when you’re sleeping alone again, at least your left wrist and an inch of your right hip won’t sting with the remaining burn of his mouth.

    3. Don’t let him break your ribs.

    4. Don’t watch the sunset with him. He’ll poison it. You won’t be able to look at the sky without swallowing a mouthful of him.

    5. Don’t mistake wasps for butterflies. Sometimes when you feel your stomach flutter and your hands start to shake it’s pain, not love.

    6. Just because he tells you he loves you doesn’t mean he’s going to stay.

    7. It’s okay to delete his number after he kisses the pretty girl he met when he was drunk. It’s okay to leave when he hurts you. You don’t have to keep falling into him.

    8. When he tells you that you’re beautiful, try to remember that you were beautiful before him too.

    9. Just because he reads and smokes cigarettes and talks about the stars doesn’t mean he’s your soulmate.

    10. After you kiss him, remember to wash your mouth out right away so he doesn’t burn into your tongue.

    11. He’ll kiss you in the rain and take you to little coffee shops. He’ll brush your hair out of your eyes and kiss your nose. He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.

    12. Your heart is going to break a million times. It’s going to feel like the world is falling apart around you. Your lungs will stop working some nights. You find yourself grabbing at your bones trying to hold yourself together. You’re going to feel like you’re dying. It’s going to be okay. You’ll find someone else to kiss you goodnight.


    for future reference (via extrasad)

    this is really nice I want to read it again and again

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  7. leahhhisaloserrr:

BEST. PART. EVER. 

Disney’s equivalent to Hermione punching Draco.

    leahhhisaloserrr:

    BEST. PART. EVER.

    Disney’s equivalent to Hermione punching Draco.

    (Source: strawnarry-muke)

  8. Elsa, Anna, & Rapunzel - Request

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  9. We are so alike and yet we are not”

    (Source: krys-arts)

  10. allymarie07:

this describes my beautiful relationship so well <3

    allymarie07:

    this describes my beautiful relationship so well <3

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